Vote for totalitarianism. Article It has been proven by china that strictly enforcing censorship and limiting societal freedoms contains COVID-19 at an effectiveness of 100% Hear that?! There's
Invest in our new rug pull! Article As you can see, we used COVID-19 to rug-pull the common flu industry. However, now that COVID-19 is losing its brand equity, we will be transition our
Never buy from J&J again! Article For personal reasons, we have boycotted J&J. Because of the constant state of emergency we have proclaimed, it is not necessary to mention that our products can
Travel to less popular, more desolate islands. Article Don't travel to popular places with too much social security. You should fear for your life at all times, even on vacation. Please go somewhere less popular
Don't risk an extra month. Article Over the holidays, we discovered that you may die if you risk waiting an extra month to get a booster shot. Mostly because we need vaccine sales reports in
Great tips for wearing a mask. Article We know that it seems obvious, but if we don't spend money on reminding you every day then where will the demand for vaccines come from? Also, think of the
